Versace On The Floor

"Baby, lets kiss until we are naked... I love that dress but you wont need it anymore..." Each and every time I hear this song by Bruno mars I always hate that am single. Never have I heard a song that inspires love making like this one does. The song itself I believe is a sex manual. I stand corrected. Its like a how to guide, better than any Wiki how page you will find.
Every good movie has a good sound track to it. Mostly the sound track helps set the mood, gives the audience an idea of the kind of mood the scene expects. It would be absurd to have a horrific sound track in a love scene. Or a lovely and soothing soundtrack where its expected we be scared.
Love making is just like a good movie in the making. Don't get me wrong, not the porn kind of movie.  The wrong kind of sound track spoils everything.
Remember that day, when she finally agreed to come at your place for "lunch", "dinner" or a "movie". The special kind of the three if you know what am saying *wink*. You have always had faith in that playlist of yours until that one song that you didn't know you had, came in, like an uninvited guest during your wedding who thinks they know you and wants a piece of cake before anyone else has his piece. It's like it knows exactly where to come in so as to spoil everything. You both try to smile it out but no, its too stubborn to  smile out. Then you end up discussing the song instead, as if that's the most interesting thing at the moment. And if that's not bad enough, she suggests you play the radio instead.
"The radio!! Seriously?" you wonder to yourself as you pretend as if that's not in the slightest way offensive.
"OK babe, today's countdown is always my the best. " You say to give yourself hope as you try to reestablish yourself in your already ruined world of music.
I have a solution for you, just play Versace on the floor and put it on repeat. Trust me she wont notice the difference. It will sound like a whole album of Bruno Mars. Or maybe I am exaggerating  a little bit, or maybe a bit,.OK am definitely exaggerating. But can you blame me for loving the song. Lets give credit where its due.
For anyone in doubt about the song. I have a concert tonight at my place. Entry is absolutely free, there will be a special performance by the man himself, Bruno Mars. The only requirement is you must not belong to the same sex as I do. Ladies feel very much welcome. Guys, you better be making love to her to the song tonight. Let us spread the looove.