Facebook will take her away

So, today I am talking to all He's. I believe you have a precious human being somewhere.
       So, whats your idea of a perfect girl? Is it that one who is not too much into the things of the world . Am sure you dont want a challenger for a spouse.  You dont want her to know more than you do.  You want to be the teacher.  The controller. Many would say "we ndo kusema".  Well, I dont blame you.
        Okei, so with that said.  If you are lucky to have such. Well and good.  But you have one very dangerous rival.  Facebook. All she has to do is, register, login, edit her profile and vualla she starts to update her status. This takes only afew mins. And how long did it take for her to fall for your charms....?.
      Now, one very important thing is her status. If you are lucky she will either leave it empty or fool you by saying "In a relationship" . Sorry if you thought you that important.  This is ment to make them all jealous and they will pursue her more.
       Am sure you've always called her "dear".  Wait untill loads of other guyz call her babe, sweetheart, honeycomb, darln, princes... She will be fluttered all the way from your arms to a guy she will probably never meet or see.
     You think telling her you love her is enough.  You wait and see the likes on her pics.  Wait untill she starts to be complimented in a way you have never. In afew days her friends list will hit a thoudand+.  And who knows how many of these are men, and how many fill her inbox with texts? Worse...who knows what the hell they even talk about. News flash, thats Facebook.

Those stupid crushes

      I remember my first crush as if it was just yesterday... Beautiful, angelic, beauteous, sheen, shapely, hot name them... Who am i kidding? I can barely recall her face.
    That's how crushes are. They at the time turn you upside down. They decorate your face with smiles, your mind with thoughts and your heart with expectations.
    "I am in love" you convince yourself.
    "she is the love of my life"
    "I have met my better half" you feel your head with ideas.
     But, unfortunately they are never there to stay and when you look back and remember, after everything erupts and dies.  You can't  help but laugh at your foolish self.
        Crushes come in different forms. There are those that can be justified and these you can share with others. For example, that girl at school that everybody likes, that neighbor that you never dared to talk to,....
         There are those that are forbidden.  These you will agree are more sweet and dangerous. We start with that teacher whose lessons you enjoy yet never perform in that subject,
        
         Dear teacher, i have a confession to make....
I accuse myself guilty of everything am about to say
I never sleep in class
I am always staring at you
I never understand a word you say
When you make a joke am always the first to laugh
I don't like the way you teach
But i love the way you a_dress
The class
I promise to pass your subject
Bt i need one favour from you....

Or is it your girlfriend's boyfriend or the other way round, the plumber that comes every week to fix your tap.... The list is endless...
But one thing i know we should be happy.  Crushes make life exiting, and stupid and give us things to talk to our friends about.

DON'T GIVE UP ON LOVE

    So, is there anything as love? And i don't mean the kind of love you feel for your sister or brother. Neither is it the one you claimed to feel for you ex nor is it the kind you picture on soap operas on TV.
      I admit, i also do confusse myself trying to elucidate this feeling that is supposed to be so great. But am not here to confuse you.
       "There is no such thing as love, not even in marriage"  someone once told me.
        "You know why!?  Men are devils.... They can never keep their hands to themselves" she happened to be a she.
        I believe the worst thing that ever happened that has ever spread the anti-love campaign, is the spread of the myth all men or women are bad.
      If you believe that everyone is bad how do you expect to find a good one.
Just because your previous lover was an a** doesnt make everyone else one.  Your ex shouldn't define your future husband.
       I like to view it like this, your ex left you for his or her right person.  You were not ment to be.  He or she was just another frog you had to kiss before meeting the prince.  Yours just left someone else headed for you.  All you have to do is wait and not to give up on love.
        

Is Sexuality such a problem for men?

  Davids reign was brought down by a woman 'I mean from the bible' (for those who didn't attend Sunday school). King Solomon had so many concubines... And was he the strong guy who was defeated coz of Delilah??... U get the idea.
    We've all watched super hero movies. And how the bad guy gets to the hero through the woman he loves. Like in the case of superman and lois lane.
     Generally men were created as a package that comes along with one weakness. Woman. Eve, as in the bible.
       So I was thinking , maybe its true we were created with magnetic eyes and the steel isn't real steel. No. Its more of fleshy steel , not as hard as steel but as soft as....well , you get the idea.
       Try and notice how slow men react to a fancy car on the road and how fast the same men will react to a lady with a huge bottom in a short skirt. She doesn't necessarily have to be good looking on the face. I thought men had a weakness for great cars. Well I guess its even a better deal if you actually get to drive the car. If you know what I mean.
          We are all familiar with how the issue of the 'Ass_kari' became trending. Was it because of how we all fell for her face? Or how well she did her job? We don't need an answer for that one.
         Some people insist on the fact that before a man notices a woman face chances are he has already inspected her "ass_ets" from behind.
         We all at one time fall for the package before taking time to know the person. My friend once told me , there is a reason why all secretaries are women and the bosses are men. If you want to win that contract, send a Lady rep. If you want to raid an army barrack use women soldiers. If you want to conquer a kingdom , marry your daughter to the king.
        Its hard to understand what it is in our blood that makes a human being with long hair, a beautiful face, two round things on the chest ,broad hips and whatever else there is to women (no offence) such a big deal.
My mother (a woman) also tells me to be carefull about them..So I ask men and women what's the big deal?