Facebook will take her away

So, today I am talking to all He's. I believe you have a precious human being somewhere.
       So, whats your idea of a perfect girl? Is it that one who is not too much into the things of the world . Am sure you dont want a challenger for a spouse.  You dont want her to know more than you do.  You want to be the teacher.  The controller. Many would say "we ndo kusema".  Well, I dont blame you.
        Okei, so with that said.  If you are lucky to have such. Well and good.  But you have one very dangerous rival.  Facebook. All she has to do is, register, login, edit her profile and vualla she starts to update her status. This takes only afew mins. And how long did it take for her to fall for your charms....?.
      Now, one very important thing is her status. If you are lucky she will either leave it empty or fool you by saying "In a relationship" . Sorry if you thought you that important.  This is ment to make them all jealous and they will pursue her more.
       Am sure you've always called her "dear".  Wait untill loads of other guyz call her babe, sweetheart, honeycomb, darln, princes... She will be fluttered all the way from your arms to a guy she will probably never meet or see.
     You think telling her you love her is enough.  You wait and see the likes on her pics.  Wait untill she starts to be complimented in a way you have never. In afew days her friends list will hit a thoudand+.  And who knows how many of these are men, and how many fill her inbox with texts? Worse...who knows what the hell they even talk about. News flash, thats Facebook.